The cult is happy to see you!

Christmas

catfurtree — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:40:23 GMT

have you ever or have you ever dreamt of being stuck in a tree trunk?

Alphabet Movie Association Game

ChrissandraChrissamba — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 23:07:47 GMT

American Beauty.

@#$%^

ChrissandraChrissamba — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 02:07:13 GMT

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Helllooo!!!!

elefantree — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 21:32:19 GMT

Hi I'm elefantree, when I was just in the womb an evil witch from my village put a curse on my mother, so that when I am born I am half tree half elephant. My trunk is rooted in the ground and all I can do all day is flail my limbs in the breeze. I cry resin every day.

Anyway, how are you?

Hi, I'm new.

ChrissandraChrissamba — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:00:19 GMT

Goodness, I feel like such an outsider.

Aeroplanes

catfurtree — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 23:10:21 GMT

Are you afraid of flying? I have to fly next week and I think the plane may crash.

Alphabet song assosiation game

ChrissandraChrissamba — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:49:02 GMT

Starting with "I"

I Don't Feel Like Dancing

Mars!

elefantree — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:46:23 GMT

My older sister is to become the first astronaut from my country Botswana!

She is going on a nasa mission to Mars in 2011, I am very proud of her!

Which planet would you like to explore?

Hey!

elefantree — Mon, 26 May 2008 17:20:42 GMT

I fell over and now my knee is bleeding

DemonsWhisper

catfurtree — Sun, 18 May 2008 21:22:42 GMT

hello!

what's the last dream you can remember?

If you are hungry...

ChrissandraChrissamba — Fri, 30 May 2008 21:47:42 GMT

Like me, make yourself hungrier by posting pictures of all the food you want to eat right now:

What are you listening to right now?

ChrissandraChrissamba — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:47:44 GMT

I am listening to a builder singing badly along to the radio.

I am blind

elefantree — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:50:29 GMT

When I was just eight years old a pair of wolves mauled me in a forest and I was blinded. Thankfully my father shooted them and now they are my stuffed pets, and in the afterlife I have grown to love them very much

I need to raise $25000 in order to have an operation to restore my eyesight, any contributions you could make would be gratefully recieved!

Hello!

elefantree — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:46:00 GMT

Hello! I'm Elefantree. I come from Botswana, although i was born in Finland, I'm 11 years old. I like to shoot stuff with my gun, collect stamps and feel the rain wash over my face.

I finally mastered the art of quoting...

ChrissandraChrissamba — Sat, 31 May 2008 02:46:26 GMT

Rather than accidentally editing people's posts since the "edit" button is stupidly placed next to the "quote button". Let's have a celebration, shall we?

I wanted a lovely German pancake...

ChrissandraChrissamba — Fri, 30 May 2008 21:22:59 GMT

Like this:

But it was two inches thick on the bottom and got a bit sickly after about ten bites. Doesn't the picture look lovely though (it's not a picture of the pancake I made)?

Lego?

elefantree — Fri, 16 May 2008 21:58:52 GMT

do you like lego? I do! I once builded a 300m tall elephant out of yellow bricks, sadly it was knocked over in the wind and crushed the entire village

when I die I'm going to have a coffin made of lego!

Visiting?

elefantree — Mon, 19 May 2008 22:07:51 GMT

What countries do you wish to visit in the future?

I dream of going to England and visiting London so I can meet the queen! She is very beautiful lady, we can drink tea and then maybe shoot swans together

I have no feet

elefantree — Fri, 16 May 2008 22:43:34 GMT

When I was only five a witch in our village put a curse on me so that my feet would shrivel up and fall off by my sixth birthday. Fortuately I can move about quite well on my stumps

what body parts do you have missing?

Spaceboyz member association

catfurtree — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 21:17:03 GMT

Bob

What book are you reading?

ChrissandraChrissamba — Wed, 14 May 2008 22:17:55 GMT

Notes on a Scandal/What Was She Thinking? I really quite enjoyed the movie and now I am reading the book. Yippee...

I can now legally sleep with anyone I want.

ChrissandraChrissamba — Wed, 14 May 2008 02:37:56 GMT

I'm eighteen! Yay!

What would you name your children if you ever had any?

ChrissandraChrissamba — Wed, 14 May 2008 02:31:50 GMT

I like the names Lucy, Molly and Julian for whatever reason.

Anti-popularity thread.

ChrissandraChrissamba — Wed, 14 May 2008 02:42:59 GMT

Who do you hate the most?

Can you drive a car?

ChrissandraChrissamba — Wed, 14 May 2008 02:36:33 GMT

I can't and I need to be able to to get around here. The public transportation is shit. I don't want to learn how to drive because then I'll be forced to get a car.

Favourite art form?

ChrissandraChrissamba — Wed, 14 May 2008 02:47:15 GMT

I love dance (mostly ballet) and music the most. To me movement and music can not be seperated. I always move to music in my head.

I like books too, although I don't know if they count as an art form unless if they are poetry or something, which I hate.

What religion were your parents growing up?

ChrissandraChrissamba — Wed, 14 May 2008 02:41:05 GMT

My dad was an Irish catholic and had to be an altar boy along with a few of his brothers. They are now all atheists. My mother was a methodist until she refused to go to church when she was fifteen because she thought it was nonsense. I was lucky because both my parents are atheists so I never had to go to any church.

Do you feel inferior to everyone else?

ChrissandraChrissamba — Wed, 14 May 2008 02:54:23 GMT

I do and I think that people pick up on that because I get a lot of people trying to "find me friends" and telling me that I should be more assertive and join clubs and shit. It's rather humiliating. I'd rather be left alone.

I've always felt like a creep and like something was wrong with me. Not to the point where I was a complete outcast, but just to the point where no one would want to be around me.

I am finished with high school forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ChrissandraChrissamba — Sat, 10 May 2008 02:22:31 GMT

And now I have to get a job. I can either be a receptionist or work in a clothing store most likely. What was your first job?

I like this song a lot.

ChrissandraChrissamba — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:51:56 GMT

Yay.

We are back in service!

ChrissandraChrissamba — Wed, 07 May 2008 04:25:01 GMT

Ask us a question!

I have shed my skin

catfurtree — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:22:27 GMT

i am now a beautiful glossy plastic yellow spoon.

The last song I listened to was...

ChrissandraChrissamba — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:50:18 GMT

Ride a White Horse by Goldfrapp.

OMG! Fred is....

LazyWazzy. — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 00:02:12 GMT

... sooooo hot.

Talk to GOD right here.

ChrissandraChrissamba — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:52:11 GMT

Don't be shy.

Have sex with a random member...

ChrissandraChrissamba — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 00:14:41 GMT

And Rudolf at the same time.

I have a horrible, annoying song stuck in my head right now.

ChrissandraChrissamba — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:08:24 GMT

I tried to get rid of it by humming "It's a Small World", but it didn't work.

I have now resorted to threats...

ChrissandraChrissamba — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:59:53 GMT

To get people to join my forum. The latest one was " join or be force fed maggots". "Join or die" didn't work so I had to go for something worse.

What colour crayon would you like to eat?

catfurtree — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:09:44 GMT

orange or pink probably.

Blahggles.

LazyWazzy. — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:46:08 GMT

I feel so horrible and sick right now. I want to go home.

Lamps Plus

ChrissandraChrissamba — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:13:12 GMT

I have never seen anything remotely resembling good taste there. What about you?

What do you think of the colour scheme of the forum?

ChrissandraChrissamba — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:56:12 GMT

Just wondering.

Are you female, male or transsexual?

ChrissandraChrissamba — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 03:01:48 GMT

Just vas vondering.

I am female.

Return of the Expanding Ballgrags...

ChrissandraChrissamba — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:17:47 GMT

Is coming to theaters soon. Buy seven tickets here at $6.50 each. Please send checks to 2105 Avenida De Sally, Lemongrove, CA 92030.

A neighbor is counting down the seconds to the New Year outside...

ChrissandraChrissamba — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:19:52 GMT

Has insanity finally become contagious?

Do you have children?

ChrissandraChrissamba — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 01:01:59 GMT

I have a two month old daughter.

What song do you have stuck in your head right now?

ChrissandraChrissamba — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:53:05 GMT

I have Rebel Rebel by David Bowie in my head right now because it was on the radio earlier downstairs.

Don't Panic

ChrissandraChrissamba — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:52:28 GMT

My mum once watched a video on relaxation techniques with my aunt and uncle and fell asleep practicing the techniques. Sounds nice. I am tired.

Installation art?

ChrissandraChrissamba — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 00:24:26 GMT

Your thoughts?

I think it is boring and silly myself. I really don't care to be in a room with red paint dripping down the walls with whispers on a recording playing in the background.

I don't care if people call me materialistic and lazy, I don't care about the hidden meaning behind it.

I hate myself...

ChrissandraChrissamba — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 00:22:16 GMT

But, I hate everyone else more, so I don't really notice it.